How I Met Your Munster (It's kinda prequel or something, it was in my head and I had to get it out)

 

EXT. High School Science Fair in the 1980s 










INT. Science Fair, it's a bunch of people doing variations on physics. This one guy, who is extremely tall and has green skin is the only one taking a swing at a botany project








INT. Herman is holding a rose bush so rich and lush against the dull space of the school gymnasium it catches the eye








In the improvised hallway there are guys doing physics and Herman's Roses stand out even more. 







Lily is the Student Judge, 

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